smurf

Gaming slang: a player that poses as a newbie or keeps a low profile to purposely play against lower skilled players and have a greater chance of winning. OR verb: use the above strategy.

Gamer: How. How the f*** did I just lose against that level 3 player?!
Friend: Ha get smurfed

by much_professional June 29, 2018

Smurf burglar

A person, generally a major asshole, that is such an asshole he would literally rob smurfs in their sleep. Who would rob the harmless smurfs?

That guy stole my wallet in my sleep at a party, after i paid for all the beer and food, where i fell asleep for a second, just shows everyone how much of a Smurf burglar he is, what an asshole.

by Nathaniel S. January 13, 2022

Smurf Kick

Smurf kick is the act of flicking someone, either on the nipple, or genitals.

Girl "Fuck you!"
Boy "SMURF KICK" *Flicks nipple*
--poink--

Girl *QQ*

by SquishyNinja November 21, 2010

Smurfing

A term used in gaming to describe a player in an online game that creates a new account to play against lower-ranked players

Omg he is smurfing he is clearly plat not bronze

by N.z.R November 23, 2023

smurf

weird ass dude whos invisible and no one would even notice if they died the next day .;PLUS his jawline is non existent . and has so many pimples if y0u went to kiss him you would eat some of his pus. Also he lo0oks like shaggy from scooby doo with his non existent ass beard. ABSOLOUTELY HIDEOUS. But I must admit he has a nice ass but it kinda looks like he is wearing pampers

He looks like a wet dog!
Yeah such a smurf"

by preena patel November 30, 2021

Smurfed

To be wet with water and then blasted with blue chalk meant for a chalk line tool.

Brian got Smurfed by the framing crew this morning for stealing their speed square .

by Allenrox79 September 7, 2018

smurfing

engaging in sexual activities or flirting with people younger than you.

what did you do this weekend?
i went smurfing with tp villain at that place where the 19 year olds drink with tpvillain

by tpvillain February 17, 2025