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mat back

A promiscuous woman who repeatedly engages in the act of coitus (sex) with many different partners and thus should attach a mattress to her back to increase time efficiency. (so the guy can push her over and fuck her).
Ay, Mortimer! Do you so righteously recall that mat back we double teamed last Friday!
by Norsey September 25, 2007
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Watch Back

Telling someone to watch out. Mostly used in Louisiana.
by Nawf_SideHarlem September 8, 2019
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Beard Back

When you are a a bar or event and after shooting liquor, you realize that you did not wash your face from the prior night cunnilingus on a female.
Derrek was at the bar and realized he had tasted the beard back in his shot and it was a bit crusty.
by Nipple Knockers April 8, 2021
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back doorer

A person that leaves a party without saying good bye
"I was looking for you at the party but figured you'd left already, you're such a back doorer"
by A Dog 101 April 23, 2014
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artschool back

A disease common to most art students. Occurs when your back develops an unsightly curve due to hunching over a computer and/or artwork for 6 hours at a time.
I have a bad case of artschool back from that mixed media assignment last night.
by stephyshits March 18, 2011
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Turkey Back

A slur for people from the New England Area, usually targeted towards Patriots fans or people who are just making a fool of themselves.
*At a Football game in Tennessee*
Patrick: "The Titans Suck! Patriots for the win!"
Nick: "Go back home you Turkey Back!"
by TolerateButHate June 12, 2020
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Back job

When a girl effectively uses your cock as a backscratcher.

She led me down to her basement and told me to strip naked, while she was still wearing tight, spandex yoga pants and a tank top. She had me place my hands above a ceiling pipe and handcuffed them there.
She wrapped her arms around my neck, pressed her chest against me, leaned her legs into mine, and began making out with me. Her cuffs prevented me from touching her back, to my frustration.

She turned away from me, removed her tank top, and unhooked her bra. I got a beautiful view of her wonderfully toned back muscles. She backed towards me and squatted down until her shoulders were level with my cock.

She pushed against me, causing her upper back to press against my cock. She placed her hands behind my hamstrings, giving her more leverage. She began squatting up and down, using my cock as a backscratcher, sliding it along her upper back down to her lower back, and vice versa.

Her beautiful, firm, yet soft back muscles felt so good as they slid along my cock. She quickened her pace until my sensitive erection couldn’t take it anymore. The pressure burst through my cock as I sprayed cum all over her back, but that didn’t stop her from continuing the back job until I completely stopped cumming.

She finally turned around to face me, this time giving me a great view of her dangling breasts.

“You made a huge mess all over my back,” she said sternly. “I’m going to take a shower, and if I’m in a good mood, I’ll come back to unlock your cuffs afterwards.”

And just like that, she walked up the basement steps and left me there.
by GirlsTyingUpGuys May 11, 2023
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