Switching Thumbs

The figurative act of sucking one thumb while the other is in your asshole, then reversing or "switching" their places, over and over and again.

Used to describe a lazy person, doing nothing all day.

Grandpa Joe: Now listen here Jimmy, we gotta have them cows milked and that fence painted by suppertime. So don't be settin' around all day switching thumbs.

Jimmy: Yes, sir.

by Hilda's Grand June 01, 2011

Southern Thumbs Up

When you put your Thumb in someones Ass.

Person 1: "I just gave my girlfriend a southern thumbs up!"
Person 2: "Dang that's crazy."

by SandalV2 August 21, 2021

Twitter Thumb Crawl

The necessary evil of swiping down repeatedly on your twitter page in order to get the newsfeed to refresh.

I hadn't checked my twitter all day and I had to do the twitter thumb crawl to get to the top of the 4000 new tweets.
twitter Tweet newsfeed scroll refresh

by KirkChi September 02, 2015

Slip O' The Thumbs

When you're holding a cat, or any small animal, and it backs onto your thumb, causing you to penetrate the animal.

Gavin had a Slip O' The Thumbs when he was holding Geoff's cat.

by AnusFace May 26, 2015

three thumbs fresh

When something is really, really, really good.

Steve: Shiiit mayn, ya heard the new 2Pac album.
John: Yeah mayn, that shit's three thumbs fresh.

by Kempo May 10, 2006

Thumbs Down

Give this 1000 thumbs down.

I hate that definition so I give it a thumbs down.

by user2242 June 27, 2011

Megan Fox's Thumbs

Proof that our God is a just god. A fair and even god.

Proof that one, though so hot and seemingly perfect, may not be as perfect as one may have once thought.

Guy 1: Dude, God is a fair guy...
Guy 2: Why is that?
Guy 3: I just googled the picture of Megan Fox's thumbs...

by kl124567 August 25, 2009