I asked the parking warden if I could call him a parking womble. He said so no because it's not woke enough. So I just called him a wankspangler instead.
by Bertie Patel December 11, 2020
Get the Wokemug. An individual that is highly perceptive regarding the current state of the world. Generally practices a lifestyle of being mindful, ecofriendly and aware of their current carbon footprint inpact to the earth. Typically avoids shopping at large e-commerce stores or corporations and prefers smaller niche retailers at three times the cost. Diet is usually vegetal leaning or fully vegan. Clothes are typically thrifted or bought from expensive small business retailers.
Selectively expensive in some things such high quality products for aesthetics but serves no ergonomic function.
Selectively expensive in some things such high quality products for aesthetics but serves no ergonomic function.
Don't you think Kelly is so earth woke? She just bought a compost machine and that blue land soap. She really loves the environment.
by boardgamebender January 26, 2022
Get the earth wokemug. Given the fact that it's part of a transitive verb, you either woke up yourself or woke up someone else. Woke is not an adjective so it stands to reason that a phrase such as I am woke doesn't exist.
by Sexydimma March 27, 2021
Get the Wokemug. A term originally coined by the Black community, that in previous years was used to describe being aware of and understanding the unfair treatment of the working class as perpetuated by oligarchs and other elites, but that is now moreso just used as a scapegoat word for conservatives and other ignorant people to hide their utter lack of empathy. Nowadays, words such as woke and wokeness are almost exclusively used by chuds and politicans as a proxy to perpetuate the ongoing culture war in America, while simultaneously turning a blind eye to those who have been effectively raped by society.
The term gradually changed hands from the american Left to the Right sometime during/after Trump's presidency when conservatives unanimously conspired to steal the term and corrupt it to serve their own purposes. (Much in the same way that white people in decades past have co-opted many other various things from black culture, such as e.g. music genres like Rock/Jazz/Blues/Funk, slang and vernacular, fashion styles, or erasing black contributions to arts & sciences.)
In truth, the word 'woke' has no real meaning. (as of the date of this post).
The term gradually changed hands from the american Left to the Right sometime during/after Trump's presidency when conservatives unanimously conspired to steal the term and corrupt it to serve their own purposes. (Much in the same way that white people in decades past have co-opted many other various things from black culture, such as e.g. music genres like Rock/Jazz/Blues/Funk, slang and vernacular, fashion styles, or erasing black contributions to arts & sciences.)
In truth, the word 'woke' has no real meaning. (as of the date of this post).
Person A: "I'm tired of tolerating all this woke virtue-signaling going on today."
Person B: "So what's 'woke' about it?"
Person A: "Well... there's like--*begins absent-mindedly rattling off a list of random minor things liberals do that annoys them*"
Person B: "Hmm, interesting. Can you actually define what the term 'woke' means?"
Person A: "Ummm...... it's when you...... it's when.... like, when people--..... uhh, blue hair, or... something...?"
Person B: "Yeah, didn't think so."
Person B: "So what's 'woke' about it?"
Person A: "Well... there's like--*begins absent-mindedly rattling off a list of random minor things liberals do that annoys them*"
Person B: "Hmm, interesting. Can you actually define what the term 'woke' means?"
Person A: "Ummm...... it's when you...... it's when.... like, when people--..... uhh, blue hair, or... something...?"
Person B: "Yeah, didn't think so."
by TheChildishGambito April 10, 2025
Get the wokemug. by Cumlover42069 February 19, 2024
Get the Woke mind virus Noah hoosermug. by Friez_ January 29, 2024
Get the Wokemug. A person or a thing that’s pushing an agenda to normalize things that are not normal. The LGBTQIA+ community (no cisgender heterosexuals allowed, allies only), the false idea that there are more than two genders refusing to believe XX and XY chromosomes exist (non-binary), adding unnecessary pronouns to games, inserting or replacing a person of color into any form of media where they don’t belong or were originally white (black samurai in Assassin’s Creed Shadows, live-action The Little Mermaid), powerful women that are superior to men in every way. (A strong female character isn’t necessarily a bad thing if implemented correctly like Stellar Blade or Tomb Raider but making them untouchable and only another woman can defeat them is what makes it a problem, like the live-action Mulan). Making female characters less attractive to relate to “real women” and censoring or changing original content when making a new game or remastering a beloved classic (woman in Silent Hill 2 remake, Final Fantasy 8 or the ending in live-action Aladdin)
Woke gamers make up about 1 in 5 gamers, yet most AAA game developers are pandering towards them by inserting these ideas into their games which almost always ruins them. Dragon Age Veilguard being a prime example.
Woke gamers make up about 1 in 5 gamers, yet most AAA game developers are pandering towards them by inserting these ideas into their games which almost always ruins them. Dragon Age Veilguard being a prime example.
by JustSomeConcernedGuy December 9, 2024
Get the Wokemug.