buttercup swamp

a yellow tinged, heavily infected, swollen pit of a fanny. Usally caused by one of many sti's .

oh my fanny is reaking, it must be caused by that gang of tramps i let gang fuck me in that alley the other day.
you fanny is a buttercup swamp

by Big Ant May 24, 2006

swamp ass

The unfortunate and revolting flatulence that can result from poor dietary choices.

After downing two bowls of chili and a few hard boiled eggs, Noah was stricken with a debilitating case of swamp ass.

by Annie January 16, 2004

swamp ass

It is when your anus becomes extremely itchy. The itching can get quite intense and the more you itch, the more intense it gets. Swamp ass will usually occur after moving your bowls. The itching is most noticeable at night, especially while lying in bed. There is a cure however: Go to your doctor and he will recommend some cream. It should be gone in 2-3 weeks

The reason why swamp ass occurs when moving your bowls only at night is a mystery

by SWAMP ASS VITCIM August 23, 2004

Swamp Rocket

A pending shit that caused quite a bit of sweating below the belt, causing swamp ass. Usually the sweat is cold and very uncomfortable.

"This swamp rocket has got to come out, I am chafing thanks to this!"

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

Swamp root

A abnormally large penis the size of a Pringles can. Like a root in the swamp it goes as deep as it can.

Did you seen his dick? No wonder they call him swamp root

by The real ol dad February 9, 2014

Swamp rat

A white female who calls her self a snow bunny, but has a gold grill, messed up track line to her braided weave, and wears alot of camo tank tops. You can often find this female sucking someone off for a cigarette or selling oregano on the corner trying to pass it off as weed. If you come in contact with a swamp rat don't make any sudden move and pretend like your blind and deaf. She will eventually leave after telling you about how her mama won't give her her kids back.

Do you see that swamp rat smoking crack?

by Lil glam July 30, 2018

Swamp Monster

A person who works in a harsh environment from the comfort of an air conditioned office (in old days = evaporative Air Con = “swampy” AC) making operational decisions for those toiling in the field... Usually exemplified by body mass.

“What does he/she know about doing this job safely and efficiently? ... that hideous swamp monster hasn’t taken a step from behind their desk in years other to grab another cupcake”

by Sossburger January 28, 2020