by Amanda the master December 23, 2017

Seats closest to anything that may include uncontrolled splattering of liquid or fluid, such as spit from a teacher at the front of a classroom, blood and sweat from a fight in a boxing ring, or particular seats at a water ride that got drenched.
I wanted to sit at the front of the classroom and show my teacher how excited I was to learn the subject. But after repeatedly getting hit in the face with spit during the lectures, I realized that I was sitting in the splash seats, so I decided to sit back a few rows.
by MissMaiTai September 18, 2021

n. The seats on a stage behind a politician where the mindlessly supportive folks sit and nod at every banal utterance and lie.
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As soon as the primaries start we will need to re-inforce the stage and install four more rows of booster seats.
by gnostic3 July 9, 2023

by Moyth Domo January 2, 2023

Try to fly by the seat of your pants but end up doing basically nothing because you're unable to decide what to do on the fly.
Do you ever fall by the seat of your pants? Like sometimes I try to fly by the seat of my pants, but I just can't decide what to do so I end up just using reddit all day.
by Definitively Cool October 11, 2023

Person 1: What is Car Seat Headrest?
Person 2: Have you listened to Weezer?
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: Well it's basically that band but for homosexual furries
Person 1: Oh wow
Person 2: Have you listened to Weezer?
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: Well it's basically that band but for homosexual furries
Person 1: Oh wow
by two_trucks9009 February 20, 2024

by Ririonthebeat December 5, 2023
