Stadium Seating

A sexual act similar to a blumpkin in which one dude craps in the top tank of the toilet while a second craps in the bowl of the toilet. The dude crapping in the top tank receives a blowjob while the girl is riding the dude crapping in the bowl of the toilet.
Me and my buddy got stadium seating from that dirty skank Becky
by *construction noises* April 11, 2018
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two seat ass

A person so obese as to take up two seats on the bus or subway.
Man, my knee is fucking killing me but that two seat ass whale over there just sat down and took up the last two seats. They should make her buy two metropasses!
by lardophobic June 12, 2011
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Cheap seats

What do you call someone who says quiet in the cheap seats
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Padded Toilet Seat

A very hairy ass.
Dude has so much butt furr,he carries around his own padded toilet seat!
by KronKyrios September 08, 2011
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A window seat

To be fired from a FIFO position.
When you are fired you get on the next plane out of town, which is empty because it's not fly out day. So luck you, you get the window seat.
Oh did you here about Robbo?

Yeah, I hear they gave him a window seat.
by Nah, Yeah nah June 15, 2023
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passenger seat boner

Passenger seat boner is the phrase used to define the common occurence of random boners when riding in the passenger seat.
Yo bro I can’t believe I just got another passenger seat boner.”
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drake seat

Drake means like cool so drake seat is like the best sear
Anthony: I call the Drake Seat! *gets shotgun*
by Makian6 July 27, 2022
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