Definitions by two_trucks9009

dipper goes to taco bell 

the worst thing ever written by mankind

One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind the mind that wrote dipper goes to taco bell

dipper goes to taco bell by two_trucks9009 June 2, 2025

McLennon 

history's most intense yaoi

George: Paul and John had something more than a simple friendship, they are McLennon
Ringo: tf are you smoking bro

McLennon by two_trucks9009 June 2, 2025

People who make definitions of names on urbandictionary 

They are just searching for upvotes. They're emotional manipulators and just make people with such names feel good about themselves.

Anna: Oh my god, urban dictionary says i'm beautiful!
Me: That's not true, the people who make definitions of names on urbandictionary want you to feel happy so you can upvote their definition. It's an emotional manipulation.
Anna: Oh... that's fucked up!

People who make definitions of names on urbandictionary by two_trucks9009 February 23, 2024

Car Seat Headrest 

Weezer for gay furries

Person 1: What the hell is Car Seat Headrest?
Person 2: An indie rock band, it's basically Weezer but for gay furries
Person 1: Oh wow

Car Seat Headrest by two_trucks9009 February 23, 2024

Car Seat Headrest 

Weezer for homosexual furries

Person 1: What is Car Seat Headrest?
Person 2: It's like Weezer but for homosexual furries
Person 1: Oh wow

Car Seat Headrest by two_trucks9009 February 20, 2024

Car Seat Headrest 

Weezer by and for homosexual furries

Person 1: What is Car Seat Headrest?
Person 2: Have you listened to Weezer?
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: Well it's basically that band but for homosexual furries
Person 1: Oh wow

Car Seat Headrest by two_trucks9009 February 20, 2024