seated

When some nub piece of scrub trash is talking mad shit and then you own them hard, ushering them to the bench they'll be warming. Thus, seated.

1.silencer killed fagboi with a headshot from awp
fagboi: bs
silencer: seated, bitch

2. take a fucking seat nub

by silencer999 September 12, 2005

Seated

When you're tripping ballls, and you're playing video games all fay #seated

Dude, I'm so seated right noe

by DeathFromAbove0987 June 19, 2017

Seated

when you’re so mad that you just wanna cry

Bro i’m seated right now. Shit got me tight!

by Ririonthebeat December 5, 2023

seated dance

When an individual is swirling his/her arms and rocking his/her hips sideways to the music (particularly hip hop); but too lazy or drunk to pick his/her ass up and dance.
Most of these instances are sighted in bars, fraternities/sororities and in ricers and pimped rides.

As soon as the DJ switched to "Slim Shady" by eminem, Joe wanted to get up from the couch and dance to it, but he was too wasted and just did a seated dance.

by a_sporty August 24, 2014

seated hug

a step above the traditional hug. This hug is reserved for occasions such as a long awaited return of a friend...or significant other. The embrace will be so strong and enjoyable that it is best appreciated in a seated position.

Jill gave Jack a good "seated hug" upon his return from a two week business trip.

by redneck dictionary September 11, 2012

seated at my right

"Seated at my right hand".

See right hand man

"And my son, seated at my right"

Said Don Vitole, before he breathed his last.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 22, 2004

Seated-up

To be with child and therefore unable to hold any semblance of your former social life or personal identity. This runs the gamut of all active parents, whether they disappear because they are committed to their new role, or if they reluctantly and resentfully accept the role after receiving a positve paternity test in a state that's all but banned abortion.

"Yo Troy, let's scoop up DeMarcus so we can smoke this spliff and watch Endgame"

"DeMarcus ain't coming. Ain't you heard? He seated-up with Shavon. He got the paternity results from Maury Povich and those two poofed like Thanos."

by SoilentRed September 25, 2019