Flap feast

Pussy platter, Clit licker, face full of fanny, banquet of blurt n bum

I wouldn't mind her serving me a hot flap feast

by Denham ov Darlo September 21, 2015

flapping the flag

The act of masturbating

Sorry I missed our meeting, I was flapping the flag.

by JustYourAverageUrban January 15, 2019

Snot flapping

Using your fingers instead of a tissue, then flapping your hands about to launch the snot off them.

I walked in the bathroom and this dude was just snot flapping into the sink!

by Miscusername March 05, 2020

Flap Jackle

Gay Retard or You Have No life

Dang Timmy, you are such a flap jackle

by Spiderpig142007 August 20, 2018

flap kerfuffle

When a vagina is such a calamity due to a long drawn out process of incessant poundage by a male with either a large member or particularly big in size. This renders the vagina a mess comparable to a victoria sponge that had multiple karate chops from a trained professional.

David: Did you have sex with Sarah the other night?

Nigel: Yes I did, it was classic. She'd just broken up with her 6ft 5'' african american boyfriend.

David: Wow.

Nigel: Yeah, her vagina was a complete flap kerfuffle.

by rogercrisps February 07, 2014

Flap Flash

Inadvertently showing your vagina to passersby.

When Britney Spears inadvertently showed her pussy while exiting the car in a short skirt, she had an accidental flap flash

by Jake the Trouser Snake July 28, 2017

Cat flaps

Labia - usually when it’s excessive. Synonyms are meat flaps, beef curtains, roast beef deluxe, etc.

My girl wanted to have sec this morning but her cat flaps was rank!

by Tunnelbuddies March 02, 2019