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Fart Wash

Along the order of a "Belch Wash", "Fart Wash" is the unpleasant odor product of flatulance in the proximity of another person who unknowingly and unavoidably walks through it, smells the sour contents of the belcher's lower intestines and has a negative reaction.
I had been thinking to myself; “Oh Lord! There’s something not right in me”. Between last night’s rich dinner of Halibut & Scotch, the three spicy Bloody Mary’s & beer backers that I drank at brunch with that huge omelet, bacon and hash browns, my ass is on fire. As we walked away from the table, I cautiously expelled a long silent searing hot fart; I still can not believe I did not shit myself! An unsuspecting family of eager diners walking to their seats passed right through my Fart Wash; their facial expressions were priceless. Probably lost their appetite! Nicely played sir!
by moleary70 September 1, 2011
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Chance Fart

To expel flatus with the knowledge that something in additional to your ill wind is coming out.
Oh no! I took a chance fart and lost!
by dasboot007 August 12, 2009
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Assassination Fart

When you have to fart and you save it for one purpose. Then after it brews in your rectum for a long enough time you take your position to let the assassination fart out of your brownhole to seek its vengeance on those targeted. This type of fart is specifically classified by its 100% silent release from the rectum and its room clearing and gag inducing capabilities.
As we played Black-Ops Jake decided to plot and execute a strategic assassination fart, he cleared the living room and caused others to drop their controllers causing online deaths and real life gagging and dry heaving.
by ROBOCHAD August 9, 2012
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Carload of Farts

A "Carload of Farts" is when you constantly are ripping ass in a car. Hence having a "Carload of Farts," your car is filled with farts.
Ted Pillman sings the classic song "Carload of Farts"

"Hey dude Adam's car smelled like ass man." - Tom
Yeah dude he's always got a carload of farts" - Steve
by Johnson Johnsonson November 13, 2009
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fart filler

to intentionally fart where the listener thinks a word will be spoken.
I farted with an accompanying arm pump after i said ,'hey louie come over here and ill give you back your (fart filler).'
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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Fart patrol

When your girlfriend spots every fart you do.
Emily mills - jason did you fust fart?! Jason - No! What are you, the fart patrol?
by jasonthecool March 22, 2012
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fart part

fart part

A forceful blast of obnoxious wind released with such velocity it parts the hair of those down wind
Fuck me, you’ve just give me a fart part!
by The Commune August 9, 2019
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