Green Crap

Green Crap - is slang for everything eco friendly.
by Nov8tiv April 28, 2018
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SMULCH-A-CRAP

A Girl straddles a guy’s chest while he eats her out. When she comes, she shits on his chest and smears it into an S shape before retiring her camping tent for a great nights sleep under the stars in Southeast Missouri.
The campground showers are very convenient after my yearly SMULCH-A-CRAP with my wife.
by SMULCH January 01, 2021
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Crap-alanche

When a large pile of your stuff or rather crap falls over like an avalanche, potentially smoothering small children and animals.
John went to get something from the garage and suddenly some items shifted and a crap-alanche covered him.
by Fieldofdandelion February 03, 2010
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boring crap

when something is so boring that you would rather watch justin beiber
this is some boring crap screw this meeting
by grayson4949 September 30, 2020
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crap ton

2,000 tons or 4,000,000 lb
That ship weighs 30 crap tons
by nilethe146 August 20, 2016
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crap cart

A cheap, brightly colored and patterned baby stroller used by the leathery, methamphetamine-aged, toothless, wrinkled, flat-assed and huge-breasted female human in Oildale, a hideous neighborhood of bakersfield, ca.

Often full of beer cans, trash, unwanted children or other tweeker goods. Used in lieu of the shopping carts that her male counterpart uses.
theres a nappy baby and a 12 pack of Naty Ice in that stroller being pushed by a toothless, huge-breasted, beastly woman with oily blond hair! That must be her crap cart!
by rab1989 May 06, 2010
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