ring of fire

when you have a dank ass fart and it burns your ass hole.
i had fish eye food and it gave me the "ring of fire".

damn those beans really tore up my stomach i think i caught the ring of fire.
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cream ring

During a lengthy time of intercourse with a girl the male develops a white ring of semen around the penis. cream ring.
Damn josh, last night I was fuckin my girl so good I got a cream ring.
by polyman1 January 26, 2016
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Ring Stank

The malodorous, pale area of skin found underneath a ring.
I've been wearing my class ring for the past few days and have developed major ring stank.
by Joseph Micheli January 07, 2009
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rings of windsor

the dark colored circular area surrounding the female nipple.
With that white tank top, her rings of windsor shined right through.
by weave March 21, 2003
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DSL internet through a phone line
He just got his bling-bling for the ring-ring.
by curiouser February 16, 2006
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maltese ring

An act similar to teabagging, where ones asshole is used instead of the ballsack.
She was close so i gave her the old maltese ring.
by dude March 31, 2005
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mood ring

1. A pretty girl who seems like she likes you, but the next time you see her, she hates you
2. A pretty girl who would need to wear a mood ring for you to get a straight answer on how she feels
3. A girl accurately described by the Relient K song, "Mood Rings"
She liked me Wednesday, but now it's Friday and she has to wash her hair, she's such a mood ring.
by Dan Flores January 26, 2006
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