Poke

To beat up and rob somebody.

“I poked his ass and came up with a new iPhone”

by BakedNoBeans August 14, 2019

The poke

Its another way to say COVID-19 vaccine. You get it via injection, thus, "The poke".

Jimmy: Hey Joe, are you getting the poke?
Joe: Hell no, maybe in 2 years so I know there won't be any side effects

by toffeebulu March 28, 2021

give her a poke

Give her a poke.
When someone sees a two hole that isn't the best looking but still bangable.

Me: hey sam would you hit that? Not sure if I would, she's got a bit of a head on her.
Sam: yeah, I'd give her a poke.

by Cuntthruster2016 November 24, 2017

Poking The Sausage

Jerking off

Female: hey honey, you want to have a little fun?
Male: No babe, I'm poking the sausage.

by karma8888 February 26, 2024

Poke some Smot

To smoke some weed (A.K.A pot)
(Just switch the P and the Sm, of Poke and Smot)

Bro: Yo, you got some tree on you?
Me: Always Bro, What you tryna Poke some Smot?
Bro: I'm down. *grabs bong*

by Investigate311#BirdUp April 18, 2019

Maintenance Pokes

Continuing to 'Poke' a guy/girl on facebook even though it is no longer flirtatious, but it is now the only connection you share.

Dude1: "Give up sending the maintenance pokes. You haven't talked to the girl in over a month."

Dude2: (kids himself there's still a chance)

by i_predict_a_roit August 22, 2011

Hokey Poke Backwards Elbow Area

Opposite of a weenis (your elbow skin), the weegina is on the other side where your arm creases when you bend it.

Me: lol i just touched your weenis!
Amy: yeah well I just stabbed your hokey poke backwards elbow area!

by Letsgetdangerous90 August 24, 2021