pour the meat

The action of having sex, from the male perspective.
past tense-poured the meat

I would like to pour the meat in Jennifer Anniston.

I poured the meat to this bitch last night.

by Count Funkula June 1, 2003

Meat Loaf

It's not a band, it's one man. He is a singer and an actor. He played Bob in Fight Club. Yes, Bob with bitch tits. Before the bitch tits, he released some amazing records and even played a role in Rocky Horror Picture Show. Although a lot of the songs have silly lyrics and sound a little over-produced, no critic can deny that Meat Loaf has an amazing voice. It is a strong, agile, recognizable, and robust voice, made to rock. His music career has been a roller coaster that is affected by whichever producer/songwriter he works with, but his talent is something that has remained constant. Rock on, meat loaf, rock on.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

by bluwater October 15, 2004

meat napkin

the remains of a dirty feminine napkin after ones raging period.

Ashley threw her meat napkin at the bastard after he asked why she was being such a bitch.

by dirty vagina February 23, 2011

mystery meat

The stuff they serve in the cafeteria, which is of unknown origin.

Today's luncheon special is leftover mystery meat.

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

piece of meat

severe slang for a human. -reducing a human and his/her sex parts down to 'a piece of meat' does seem slightly criminal,
but this is of little significance when/while 'shopping' at the "pick-up bar" for a nice piece of warm 'meat'!!

-emts have been known to refer to 'road kill' or 'fresh meat'!
a friends' wife got 'hot' when i used this term, i DO use it with males as much as females! -the sad part is the usage at all!!!
ie: rendering a 'cherished' human to something seen hanging in a stockyard. (any "Freddies" in the house??)

joshua spotted a nice piece of meat, but it was a poor 'cut'

jill was shopping a nice pork roast, but ended up with 'mad cow'!!

he worked out and knew he was a filet mignon!, almost too good to pump!

they were hammering each other like a 'butcher'! they ended up two tenderized pieces of meat!!

by michael foolsley February 1, 2010

Brunch-Meat

A situation where a woman will have sex with you as long as you take her out to brunch the next morning before you dump her off at home.

"Hey, are you and Jill going out now?"
"Nah, just a little brunch-meat to help me get over Jane."
"Nice! Sweet deal!

by Neuro-Trash June 9, 2016

Meat Feast

Probably one of the best things that you can buy at Pizza Hut. This pizza is topped with spicy pork, ham, pepperoni and spicy beef.

Best enjoyed with a cool beer.

Despite just being told he had high cholesterol, high blood pressure and that triple bypass surgery was quite likely, Fat-Boy knew that only a Meat Feast could cheer him up.

by Wizards Sleeve June 9, 2005