To be attacked by a giant panda suddenly and randomly by a giant panda (or other large creature), to have something randomly bad occur unexpectedly. From the webcomic PVP
by David Lev April 03, 2006
while a girl is giving you head, cum in one eye. Then while she is confused punch her really hard in the other eye.
Dude where the fuck were you last night??
Sorry i got caught up giving some girl the good ol' one eyed panda
sick shit dude
Sorry i got caught up giving some girl the good ol' one eyed panda
sick shit dude
by Privdonut April 03, 2008
Some bad ass mother fuckers who dont give a shit about no body, and will "cut yo balls off and hand em to yah partner"
Some "panda bear ninjas" came down the street and stole my wallet and my girlfriend after beating the shit out of me.
by Rossfosheezy November 27, 2007
a) Eyes to which a large amount of dark eyeliner has been applied. Often seen on goth chicks.
a) When a person has prominent bags under the eyes.
a) When a person has prominent bags under the eyes.
I have panda bear eyes and a hangover.
by null device February 19, 2007
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What a panda bear actually is because a panda isnt really a bear! Can be used to describe the perfect guy, especially if the guy is adorable like a panda!!
by Panda Loverr January 13, 2009
The sexual act of administering two black eyes to a young, white, virgin girl and then proceeding to deflower her.
by Mitchell_the_faggit May 15, 2015