Stronking

Stronking is another word for choking and coughing specifically when there is mucus in the throat.

"Hey, bro, how'd you sleep last night?"
"Awful man, I was up all night Stronking."

by LorelaiCarter December 18, 2021

Guy Strunking

To create something that you think is smart and witty when in actuallity everyone else thinks it is pretty lame. Your friends will usually tell you that you have Guy Strunked to your face.

"Did you see that email our boss sent after lunch?" - Lindsey
"Yeah, he was totally Guy Strunking when he made up the word textite." - Lauren

by Brady Pierce September 8, 2014

standing on her string

A woman being a bitch. Referred to a tampon string

mike " Ed, your old lady's a real bitch today" Ed "Yah, she's been standing on her string since yesterday. What a cunt."

by xlrtt May 22, 2010

Standing Blovation

A man receiving felatio from a woman who is short enough (generally a midget) to achieve the act while both are standing on the same surface. Taller men may be able to achieve this with non-midgets.

I went to see that midget stripper and she gave a Standing Blovation for an extra $50.

by Willy wonkdick July 15, 2015

Sprunking

Dating a bunch of lifeguards and balding in your teens

Wow, he's really sprunking.

by forgodandcountry May 17, 2018

SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢

The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.

“Bro, I was SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢 in hopes I would make it to a bathroom in time.”

by Steven dickerson June 16, 2018

stacking frogs

Stacking frogs is when your just chilling. Vibin equals stacking frogs. There isn’t much else to it, your literally just having a good time stacking frogs

Guy 1: what y’all doing?
Guy 2: we just stacking frogs, wanna join?
Guy1: fuck yeah

by yaden.1 September 3, 2020