Squirrel cheese

The yellow center of an acorn

Hey! Look at this squirrel cheese.

by Mjkal August 24, 2016

squirrel suit

a groutfit that is all the same shade of grey

She's wearing all the same shade of grey! What a squirrel suit!

by groutfitmaster December 7, 2016

Squirrel push

To dig in the anus of your partner with one's finger trying to dig out a piece of poop (similar to a squirrel digging into the ground looking for a nut). After digging out said piece of poop, the poop is then placed into the mouth of the digger to be carried around like a squirrel carrying a nut in it's mouth.

There's a bit of blood on my finger after 'squirrel pushing' her and now I can't get this taste out of my mouth.

by Squirrel Pusher March 2, 2017

squirrel tongue

When your roll balls so hard that your tongue starts to rub raw and you can't eat properly for days after a music festival.

I was rolling balls so hard that my cotton mouth and teeth grinding escalated into full blown squirrel tongue. Best edm show ever!

by Whiskey B May 31, 2017

squirrel jumping on a trampoline

When you stretch your scrotum and bounce your penis up and down like a squirrel jumping on a trampoline.

Jerry, I don't want to see your squirrel jumping on a trampoline.

by nrcraddo October 12, 2017

Squirgle

When a group of women squirt onto one man. Similar to bukkake but more wet and less sticky.

Bri, Lauren, Kerry, and Brittney just squirgled all over me and I loved it!

by dubz1989 December 10, 2017

Squird

A mix of a squirt and a turd. Where you neither fully shit nor fully shoot out melted chocolate. A sort of 'wtf just escaped my rectum' type deal.

Bro, after all those Irish Car Bombs last night I had a major squird this morning.

by MrG88 January 14, 2018