waste of sperm

Someone so stupid, useless to the world and to people that they are better off being hand jobs or sperm.

These people usually wreck innocent peoples lives, causing them severe drama, annoyance,

do nothing good except want stupid things like, designer clothes, tattoos,

My brother is a waste of sperm, all he does is get in my business and live off my parents.

by dogmanforlife September 22, 2019

Spermalizer

A special wrestling move that involves ejaculation causing loss of bodily function from the waist down.

He delivered the spermalizer with brutal, jarring force

by Roger Lodge November 9, 2003

sperm gut

The stomach of a noticeably pregnant woman.

Lenny met that girl like 6 months ago, now's she's got a sperm gut. You do the math.

by vdog September 13, 2008

sperm purse

a word used to describe the testicles, sometimes used to deseibe the scrotum only

''awww man, that wank totally emptied my sperm purse, no visit to the bank of pussy tonight''

by mr.k webb November 24, 2006

Sperm Rub

Another word or term for a handjob. A handjob is when another person jack's off anthers penis.

Guy 1: What took you so long?

Guy 2: Sorry, I was getting a quick sperm rub from my girlfriend.

Guy 1: Nice.

by Start Up March 30, 2012

Spermy

Anything that's nonsense and/or worthless.

Stop with the spermy.

by Time the Sk8r boi June 1, 2018

galactic spermer

To jizz like a mad man. When a male ejaculates so well that it reaches the ceiling and does not stop.

"hey did you hear? I was jacking and i hit the ceiling! if we did not have a roof it would have fuckin hit a plane or something!"

"Duddde or like a galaxy. You must be a galactic spermer!!"

by Evan and Sam February 27, 2008