Smash Hammered

When someone gets drunk, intoxicated, or inebriated beyond all reasonable need to be that fucked up.

"Man, last night i got so drunk trying to forget about chelsea breaking up with me I ended up hanging upside down from a street lamp."

"Dude, you were smash hammered."

by Simon5025 October 10, 2012

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keyboard smash

the reaction of a sub or bottom whenever you flirt or compliment them

Top: Hi cutie~
Bottom: tyfgyhuyftwyeguhev (keyboard smash)

by GulliDumbo April 30, 2023

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smash the pan

to have a right good SHIT.

jesus christ did you 'Smash The Pan'' son?

by mr pimpernell October 28, 2013

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Smash and Crash

Term used to define being so tired but still wanting to tear a piece off before passing out.

My girlfriend came in the room naked, but I was so tired last night after work, that it was just a smash and crash.

by DrSatch May 10, 2020

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smashing snake

Pressing your penis against a glass door or window.

Cmon Butters, quit smashing snake.

by Skankhunt422 November 12, 2016

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When you have finally had enough of a situation, people or a place of work and you realize that it's time to leave or retire before you do something drastic. You want to retire before you "smash the glass". Going peacefully on your own terms before you reach that breaking point where adrenaline and hulk like strength overcome you.
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I have to get the hell out of this place before I smash the glass!!

by Garbal42 May 13, 2021

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