Simon Jones

A petite ground terrier with vaulting ambition. A penile length of around 5.3 inches, and a height of 5'7. Dangerous rage attacks, often dominating opponents within seconds, finishing dramatically and then escaping consequences. Fluent in arabic, gorilla tongue and english.

'The Simon Jones nearly took me down, but I terminated it with my shlong'

by Nicolas Belkin October 11, 2022

Simon-Booj

Dog

I love my dog Simon-Booj

by Simon-Booj September 18, 2020

Tom Simons

A popular vlogger who is also know as Tommyinnit and TommyVODS

"Have you seen Tom Simons 's newest vlog?"
"Yes! It was really good"

by Meezicle October 28, 2022

Simon and Garfinkel's

A former Washington D.C.-based "yupscale" department-store chain dat featured live-music entertainment.

Simon and Garfinkel's stayed open 24/7 because they wanted to make sure their customers would still have time to shop after watching their singers perform for a number of hours.

by QuacksO December 6, 2020

Simon hutsie

Simon Hutsie is an alpha man. He gets all the bitches turned on. Even your mom, and your dad. He also has made a lot of profit in BitCoin and he owns a lot of horses for their semen

hey yo, is that a Simon hutsie? I could never get him

by annabe2e June 15, 2022

simone eriksson

The most wonderful person in the world. Every guy wants her and all the girls wants to be here.

Is that a god? No that is Simone Eriksson!

by sissie blondine December 14, 2017

Simon

A person that finds art in everything living and breathing. Peeing in a bucket is a form of art. Dislikes "football" being referred to as soccer. Got that my daddy will sue you look going on. Looks up definitions for words on google. Hopefully he will look this up :)

Thinks that he's right whenever he opens his mouth.

"That person just took a shit, wow incredible" Simon would say.

by idksomeonerelevantlol November 29, 2016