Definitions by ur_momma_lol_xd

Simon 

Duolingo pro. Skates in parking lots; poorly. Graphic Tee connoisseur. Lewd Telestration illustrator. Backseat driver. Shy for only the first hour of conversation and then transforms into a bloodthirsty horndog. Fart sound maker.

Sweet cock bro, what'd you name it?
Simon.
Nice.

Simon by ur_momma_lol_xd September 20, 2022

Lizzie

The most PG person. Has terrible snack selection. Lebanese, possibly German. Tall. Artistic but sucks at InDesign. Can barely walk. Coffee addict. Loves pie and beer nuts equally (disgusting). Safe driver but struggles with parking.

Have you seen Lizzie?
Yeah, she's still trying to park...

Lizzie by ur_momma_lol_xd September 20, 2022