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Role Playing

Something nerds do on a regular basis. They pretend to be different characters and do battles/yiff or something like that.
It's easy to understand why nerds and other losers of the like spend most of their time role playing, pretending to be magical elves and shit on the internet; their pretending to be someone their not. Lol...
by idonthavaname August 3, 2007
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playing with the range balls

A gay golfer. A golfer who loves to love men. A golfing homo.
"It looks like Eddie is playing with the range balls."

"The new golf pro is definitely playing with the range balls."

"I'm not joining a threesome with someone who is playing with the range balls."
by MOJAP January 2, 2009
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Playing possum

When you take someone home but then come to your senses, so you 'play possum' so to avoid having to deal with their presence.
Friends: omg, I can't believe you took him home last night

Betty: Don't worry, I just ended up playing possum - phew!
by Taffgirl55 December 21, 2015
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playing center

The act of a man receiving anal sex while bent over in doggy style or standing up. The term comes from the American Football position "Center", who's task is, amongst other things, to bend over in front of the usually larger quarter back and hike him the ball.
I think that dude Kelsey might like playing center, because he makes my gaydar go crazy every time he walks into the room.
by Vic Punk March 22, 2008
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Playing Hicky

Staying home from class, school, or any event for the sole purpose of hiding a hicky on your neck. A parody of the phrase "playing hooky" in which one skips a day of school, usually for recreational purposes.
Why isn't John in class today?
He has a huge red mark on his neck that he didn't want anyone to see, so he's playing hicky.
by UrbanChicktionary April 3, 2009
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Platinum Wank

When a "posh wank" is insufficient.
involves the use of a condom AND lubricant.

Maybe even a pre shower, shave and shite etc...
you get the idea.
T: "hey Dave, did u pull your head off last night with that porn we traded....?"

D: "hell ye, but I had to go platinum. a poshy just wouldn't do!"

T: "A platinum wank eh? I like ur style! bit expensive tho"
by h2ous June 16, 2009
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Platinum Springroll

The act of a springroll...

- "When having sexual relations with a 'plump' lady - you essentially get your rocks off by fucking her in between her fat 'rolls'. Quite a pleasant sensation." -

... but performed on a 'platinum' blonde plump girl. Which is widely considered the best way to go when opting for the springroll route.
- Bro you won't believe who I springrolled the other night!

Who?

- Mary-Anne!

No way! So it was a Platinum Springroll then man!

- Damn straight!
by Twallas McGee November 8, 2009
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