Drug Dealer's Phone

A mobile phone often used by drug dealers because it is cheap, easy to replace and it doesn't attract unnecessary attention to the owner.

Phones such as the Nokia bricks, Samsungs and Alcatel are all regularly used by drug dealers.

Ben gets his nokia 3310 out and sends a text. Andy approaches him.

Andy: Can I get a quarter ounce?
Ben: A quarter ounce What?
Andy: Some weed

Ben: I don't sell drugs.

Andy: But your phone.

Ben: What about it?
Andy: It's a drug dealer's phone.

Ben: What!
Andy: Yeah, only drug dealers use old crappy phones.

Ben: Screw you it's retro!
Andy: Listen man can I please get high.

Ben: I'm not a drug dealer!
Andy: Okay. Do you know anybody?
Ben: Yeah I know a guy.

by Sieffy October 30, 2016

Phone Box

1.see Public Toilet.
2.a box containing a Phone that can be used in exchange for currency

Bloke 1: 'I need a piss'
Bloke 2: 'Go f'one in t'phone box'

by andrew ssssss December 3, 2005

phone horny

when one is excessively in the mood for phone sex

I was talking to Adriana the other day and all she could talk about was how phone horny she was.

by Cassie... March 3, 2011

Phone Sleep Over

what weird, perfect couples do

Jack: Phone Sleep Over?
Jill: Sure!

Jack: Goodnight!
Jill: Goodnight!

Jack: Goodmorning!
Jill: Goodmorning! <3

by kittentoitle January 4, 2012

phone

A device used to entertain one person while completely destroying the mood of the situation in social situations

The party was great until Lisa pulled her phone out.

by Batmanmanman July 29, 2013

Phone sex

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by Hottiebettie January 6, 2016

Phone

Something I literally couldn't live without.

Mom: ur grounded for a month
Me:ok
Mom: I'm taking ur phone
Me: NOoooooooooooooo

by MLB lover 2020 February 28, 2019