paint eating monkey

a monkey who eats shit but really thinks its paint

look at the stupid paint eating monkey

by tamahau March 2, 2003

Filipino paint job

after the completion of sloppy anal sex, feces remaining on the penis of the "painter" is smeared on the back of the recipient. It is then "white washed" with the semen of the painter.

Two hours after eating at Taco Bell, and fifteen minutes into some hot anal action, Ramone puled out and gave that whore a Filipino paint job.

by rmarion February 25, 2010

phantasmagorical

All the creepy, scary words you can think of put together. From Lemony Snickets a Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 3, The Wide Window.

In front of the cave there was a sign saying for sale, and the orphans could not imagine who would want to buy such a phantasmagorical place.

by Brigid May 3, 2004

Paintball

A version of tag however participants utilize gas powered markers to tag the opposing team with paintballs, small non-permanantpaint filled gelatin spheres. Paintball has several un-unified pro leagues and is constantly growing. This activity is not to inflict pain on people nor was it designed to relfect war or combat although paintball markers have been used for military applications, that should not be the popular image to this fast paced game. Considered a sport by some and a silly game by others, paintball can be played by anyone and includes many levels of playing ranging from completley new players to local tournaments to pro competitons and events around the world.

Paintball is what I love.

by Someone who knows paintball. October 22, 2008

Painter

A person, either female, homosexual male or prison bitch, who sucks their male partner's dick. When the male partner is about to come, the cock sucker removes the cock from her/his mouth and has the male cum in the air, on a wall or purposely or inadevertantly becomes the reciepient of a facial. Painter's are very unpopular in prison.

My girlfirend removed my cock from her mouth when I was about to come, and in doing so, I "accidentaly" came on her face. I was the painter. I gave her a facial.

by slicksal November 4, 2006

Paintjob

Paintjob- When a male blasts a females private part or mouth with cum.

"I gave my girlfriend a paintjob last night! She was covered in cum!"

by coolioioio May 10, 2010

Paint

The truest art form ever. It alows people to see into another persons very soul. To see their perspective and feelings withouth ever seeing the person. Painting is what makes humans great.

Vincent Van Gogh created the most beautiful paintings out of the agony that was his life.

by ReaperKing234 December 19, 2011