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Parentrole

DEF. Parental Parol
When you are just getting of punishment, or from being grounded, but your parents are still skeptical and very suspicious of your actions.
Dude 1: Can you come to my party friday?

Dude 2: Yeah, but Im on parentrole, so I have to be home early and I cant be drunk!
by glord June 15, 2010
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Parpendents

When your parents can morally trump you in any decisions to go to a party because they are currently paying for College.
Gerro: “When do your exams finish?”
Jake: “ Yesterday
Gerro: “So your gonna head home this week?”
Jake: “Na I’m going to stick around for end of semester ‘final fling’, not keen to see my Parpendents after failing Bio”
by Nanasmi November 30, 2010
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Parent-Child Potty Overshare

The act of parents sharing too much information regarding their child's daily bathroom habits via a social network.
so-and-so posted a status about their kid peeing in the toilet again today. a serious Parent-Child Potty Overshare!
by keepin' it to yourself June 18, 2011
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Parentheption

A parenthetical aside to a parenthetical aside, or rather, a parenthetical aside INSIDE of a parenthetical aside a play on the "Inception" meme. Parentheption typically works during narratives or criticisms, and can do wonders to add humor to your writing (unless you're just really bad at it).
Josie looked beautiful yesterday (but she did kind of smell (I wish I could come up with a good example of parentheption, as I'm usually a parenthetical whore)).
by CoriJane October 7, 2011
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parentparazzi

The crazy swarming parents taking photos of their children at a big life event or performances. Use in a sentence: Dance recital last night and the parentparazzi was out in full force.
Use in a sentence: Dance recital last night and the parentparazzi was out in full force.
by CKBrlw October 21, 2012
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Parentheception

Parenthesis inside of parenthesis inside of parenthesis
(Parenthesis(Parenthesis(Parentheception)))
by the sucker of October 10, 2014
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Parental Fog

A form of brain damage that renders a parent incapable of noticing faults in their own children that they would readily identify in the children of others.
"My son is so smart, he's going to be a doctor."

"Is he the one who glued his head to his shoulder? I think you might have a case of Parental Fog."
by flashwildecard September 9, 2014
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