Trash Panda

Bitches that are so drunk they eat pizza or any food right after they drop that shit on the ground.

That crazy ass trash panda ate that Five Points pizza like a goddam badass right off the ground.

by chinoalfonz October 25, 2018

one eyed panda

while a girl is giving you head, cum in one eye. Then while she is confused punch her really hard in the other eye.

Dude where the fuck were you last night??

Sorry i got caught up giving some girl the good ol' one eyed panda

sick shit dude

by Privdonut April 2, 2008

panda bear ninjas

Some bad ass mother fuckers who dont give a shit about no body, and will "cut yo balls off and hand em to yah partner"

Some "panda bear ninjas" came down the street and stole my wallet and my girlfriend after beating the shit out of me.

by Rossfosheezy December 27, 2007

panda bear eyes

a) Eyes to which a large amount of dark eyeliner has been applied. Often seen on goth chicks.

a) When a person has prominent bags under the eyes.

I have panda bear eyes and a hangover.

by null device February 19, 2007

Panda Bear Jones

Pioneers of fine finger metal

Panda Bear Jones play it..

by hoofs January 5, 2011

panda raccoon

What a panda bear actually is because a panda isnt really a bear! Can be used to describe the perfect guy, especially if the guy is adorable like a panda!!

Kerrie: Look Leah! Panda Raccoon is walking over here!!
Leah: Omg! He is soo perfect and cute!!

by Panda Loverr January 12, 2009

Panda Pop

The sexual act of administering two black eyes to a young, white, virgin girl and then proceeding to deflower her.

"You're sister took the panda pop the other night like a champ."

by Mitchell_the_faggit May 17, 2015