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Face like a fucked onion

Somebody who's reeeally fugly.
Man, dat hoe so ugly, she gots a face like a fucked onion

Greasing the onion

Rubbing a bald bearded mans head
When i was greasing the onion you could see all the fat folds
Greasing the onion by Snejussy July 12, 2026

Killing a cow with an Onion Ring 

Doing something Unreasonable; trying for something that will never happen
Guy1: I'm gonna ask suzzie to the Prom
Guy2: Your just killing a cow with an onion ring dude. That will never happen.

why do i have an onion 

bro me and my mom are so confused like what’s up with this onion
why do i have an onion plz i wanna know

Pay you to make French onion soup 

A figure of speech used to suggest that a task is too unbearable and taxing for someone to perform. Not to be taken literally or suggest that a deal has been made.
We will Pay you to make French onion soup

Snazzy Onions 

Something good or amazing.
A good alternative to use instead "cool beans" or the like
Bri "did you catch that episode of game of thrones last night"
Matt "yes it was totally snazzy onions"

"that new song is snazzy onions"

Dad "What did you think of dinner tonight"
Me "snazzy onions"
Snazzy Onions by kiwi_in_melb April 3, 2019