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Twitter Thumb Crawl

The necessary evil of swiping down repeatedly on your twitter page in order to get the newsfeed to refresh.
I hadn't checked my twitter all day and I had to do the twitter thumb crawl to get to the top of the 4000 new tweets.
twitter Tweet newsfeed scroll refresh
by KirkChi October 18, 2015
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Thumb Knuckle

Port Huron, Michigan
Located around the Knuckle of Michigan
Scotty- "Hey, im headed up to Thumb Knuckle for the weekend"

Tommy- "I Have family that lives there!"
by Super Jenius October 13, 2008
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thumb blocked

Simlilar to cockblocked, this is when someone else prevents you from something benificial in or around a videogame.
My friend's workplace thumb blocked me when he promised to give me a ride to pick up Resident Evil: DS and they called him in the day of release.

That noob just thumb blocked my windstorm by winning a roll, he doesn't even need it!

I got thumb blocked when Halo 2 came out and the banks closed early.
by Vincent Nasco February 6, 2006
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Switching Thumbs

The figurative act of sucking one thumb while the other is in your asshole, then reversing or "switching" their places, over and over and again.

Used to describe a lazy person, doing nothing all day.
Grandpa Joe: Now listen here Jimmy, we gotta have them cows milked and that fence painted by suppertime. So don't be settin' around all day switching thumbs.

Jimmy: Yes, sir.
by Hilda's Grand October 31, 2011
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three thumbs fresh

When something is really, really, really good.
Steve: Shiiit mayn, ya heard the new 2Pac album.
John: Yeah mayn, that shit's three thumbs fresh.
by Kempo May 17, 2006
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Megan Fox's Thumbs

Proof that our God is a just god. A fair and even god.

Proof that one, though so hot and seemingly perfect, may not be as perfect as one may have once thought.
Guy 1: Dude, God is a fair guy...
Guy 2: Why is that?
Guy 3: I just googled the picture of Megan Fox's thumbs...
by kl124567 August 25, 2009
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Thumbs Down

Give this 1000 thumbs down.
I hate that definition so I give it a thumbs down.
by user2242 June 29, 2011
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