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Tactical Noob

Sending in a low level, or low skill player first on games where death either lasts the whole round or is permanent to see if it is safe and/or judge enemy locations
"Tactical Noob Ready For Launcher"
"Charlie, You're our Tactical Noob"
"Tactical Noob Incoming!"
by vert343 September 16, 2018
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osu! noob

you use mouse.

or

you don't know how to play 2 star maps and you use your keyboard and mouse to play.
Person 1: hey that guy is an osu! noob
Person 2: how did you know?
Person 1: he used a mouse and zx keys, of course
by quinetn November 10, 2021
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Noob apocalypse

When a Tom of new players join your game and asks you questions that make you feel awkward.
(An example of a noob apocalypse)
1Noob:how do you play? /you: well you ju-
3Noob :how can I win? /you:umm you just

need t—
3Noob:how do you get those items? /you: ;-;
by Fnaftail28 March 12, 2019
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noob smoothie

noun. a smoothie consumed by noobs comprised of Coca-Cola, chlorine tablets, garlic and mustard. Costal noobs substitute mustard with tartar sauce. Noob smoothies are typically consumed at breakfast or post-workout.
The noobs went to a malt shop and ordered some noob smoothies.
by cbanowsky October 1, 2012
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Noob Veteran

A Player who has been playing for a prolonged period of time but is still either mediocre or bad
I'm one of those Noob Veterans, I've been playing this game for like 5 years and I still don't have a win.
by Fudjdjjskskdjf September 15, 2019
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Noob Tube

Another name for a grenade launcher. Called a 'noob tube' because in video games it takes a little or no skill to get kills with and the grenade launcher is shaped as a tube. People get pissed off everytime they get killed with it.

Player 1: *takes noob tube out*
*fires at player 2*
Player 2: *turns off his computer*
by Rager Helix October 26, 2013
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Christmas Noob

A person who has gotten a gaming console during Christmas and has no idea how to play.
"Are you a Christmas Noob?" "Ready to play with all these Christmas Noobs?"
by iAmNoobGod February 25, 2019
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