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Green Crap

Green Crap - is slang for everything eco friendly.
Solar Wind and other green crap
by Nov8tiv May 31, 2018
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SMULCH-A-CRAP

A Girl straddles a guy’s chest while he eats her out. When she comes, she shits on his chest and smears it into an S shape before retiring her camping tent for a great nights sleep under the stars in Southeast Missouri.
The campground showers are very convenient after my yearly SMULCH-A-CRAP with my wife.
by SMULCH December 31, 2020
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Clean Crap

Clean Crap is basically very clean and polished shit/poop. Clean Crap is only created when someone eats watermelon and takes a crap from their butt. This next step is optional: take a glove and pull the clean crap out of the toilet and place is in a bowl. Wrap plastic wrap all around the bowl and put the bowl in your trophy case. Last but not least: congratulate yourself for creating "Clean Crap" .
Clean Crap is also someone who is hot, sexy, and cool but you don't like.
"Dude is that clean crap over there on the street"
" That guy is totally a piece of clean crap"
by TheChair64 April 7, 2017
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crap cart

A cheap, brightly colored and patterned baby stroller used by the leathery, methamphetamine-aged, toothless, wrinkled, flat-assed and huge-breasted female human in Oildale, a hideous neighborhood of bakersfield, ca.

Often full of beer cans, trash, unwanted children or other tweeker goods. Used in lieu of the shopping carts that her male counterpart uses.
theres a nappy baby and a 12 pack of Naty Ice in that stroller being pushed by a toothless, huge-breasted, beastly woman with oily blond hair! That must be her crap cart!
by rab1989 May 6, 2010
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Crap attack

When you start having a heart attack when you have to take a crap from smoking
by Written words July 6, 2016
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Pile of crap

by LiberalLina January 14, 2021
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crap ton

2,000 tons or 4,000,000 lb
That ship weighs 30 crap tons
by nilethe146 August 20, 2016
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