moerer

A moerer is a legit sign of being a dumb-ass. One who doesn't understand life and is bound to reproduce in mass quantities.

1. My friend who didn't understand the joke is a moerer.
2. That guy with twelve kids must be a moerer.

by LARKMT August 27, 2016

Moner

Hot mom boner; updated milf

I have such a moner for Rachel's mon

by Hairwrecka August 25, 2016

modern-day hoarder

Like a normal hoarder but with digital items instead of physical ones.

Somebody that saves all their emails from the beginning of time, or downloads movies never to be watched.

I pirated the entire Harry Potter collection but have no plans to read any of it. I am a modern-day hoarder.

by Pimp Rob May 18, 2016

modern physics

(n.) organic chemestry for physics majors.

-I have to take modern physics next semester.
-May God have mercy on your soul!

by Utnapishtim's Ark June 3, 2016

Modern suicide

When somebody ignores all the scientific facts, that something can kill you and still decides to do said activity.

"He lit a firework in his mouth and nearly killed himselfe"

"Damn, he tried to do modern suicide"

by Penhold July 27, 2017

Modern Jesus

Modern Jesus is a term used for someone who criticizes every thing someone does and thinks that everything they do is perfect.

Person 1: Are you serious you shouldn't smoke it's bad for your lungs.

Person 2: Stfu modern Jesus!

by Pennella August 14, 2017

moderately hard

Kinda hard but also kind of tinder

I’d smash you moderately hard.

by Cmdad October 22, 2017