mongolian mailbox

its when you really gotta poop, but get unexpectedly buttfucked by a 14 inch wang.

my mongolian mailbox got a special delivery today...

by bassplayer2493 November 6, 2009

mongolicious

the behavior a retard exhibits when trying to pick up a girl, and somehow succeeds

i don't know about you guys, bu im going mongolicious

by sevfifsev March 31, 2010

monbelle

a synonym used for the word "girlfriend" that emphasis how perfect,beautiful, and loving your girlfriend is.

Person A: "Is that your monbelle?"
Person B: "Yeah, isnt she perfectly amazing?"

by All Mine SJR December 8, 2010

Mongolian Backhand

Raising one leg on a chair and placing your arm around the outside of your leg and masturbating with your hand the wrong way around.

Cam "Didn't get a root last night so went home and smashed myself Mongolian Backhand style"

by MBackhandSpecialist August 18, 2011

Mongolian Teabag

The act of dropping ones testicles in anothers gaping anus. After the testicles have been inserted the receiver then tenses their anus and the giver pulls their testicles out of the now closed anus, making a loud wet pop.

Dude, I gave your mum the meanest Mongolian Teabag last night, still have the shit on my nuts to prove it too.

by poopy_nuts November 20, 2011

Monglonification

(noun) the act of rendering someone(thing) a monglonic mongloid.

Synonym - retardify

Drinking an entire fifth of Vodka normally results in monglonification.

by Slangslinger88 December 26, 2011

mongolian ass pirate

Arse bandit with slanty eyes. Typically of Russian extraction or thereabouts.

EG you fur booted Ruskie. Stop trying to stick your cock in my arse. You're behaving like a right Mongolian Ass Pirate.

by banditterritory May 17, 2014