Brenda mail

The mail which we get from that certain person we all know who believes every single one of her friends would appreciate getting every G.D. piece of email she gets forwarded to them. She never cleans them up either, so all the forwarded and forwarding address's show. Also included are those chain emails which state they have to be forwarded or bad luck would ensue.

Damn! MY inbox just got crammed full of Brenda mail! She's getting periously close to my blocking her.

by chromerzoner May 14, 2012

magic mailbox

Unexpected monies coming through the mail, just when you need it most. Via parents,grandma, etc...

Any IRS refund arriving early. This is due too the Magic Mailbox (Effect)...

College Student: My Parents sent me Hundred Bucks for no reason...

Roomate: Horay For the Magic Mailbox ! We have beer moneyfor the weekend...

Husband: Honey the IRS refund check came early...

Wife: Thank You Magic Mailbox... We can use the extra money for the dinner party this weekend.

by v83image August 23, 2009

mailbox

One of the many ways that heterosexual male friends show each other their genitals to be funny. Kindof like giving somebody the brain or the batwing, the mailbox is the act of flipping the erect penis upward, exposing the scrotum, thereby "raising the flag."

Yeah, he gave me the mailbox. He raised the flag.

by Alfonso Johnson August 13, 2010

[Fission Mailure]

A word of which was founded when swapping the first letters of the phrase "Mission Failure"
1. A Complete Fail
2. The Act of Mailing A Fission
3. "WoW YoU F41L 50h4rd u n00b! Tr0l0l0l0l0l!!"

(Man is masturbating)Ohhh Babbyy hheerree iitt ccoommees!!! 'squirt' Whaaa????!!!! "FISSION MAILURE"

Man you real Mailed your Fission when you passed out at your wedding bro (ALL)"FISSION MAILURE!!!"

by DatOneNigga February 14, 2012

Snail mail

Postal service used in 1800s-1930s era that usually took a few months to transport mail

Thanks! No more snail mail!
Cheetah mail? Or snail mail?

by Billiam Beaver July 5, 2016

Irish Mailbox

The act of shoving a Potato in a woman's mouth, to muffle the noise, while she is being butt fucked.

"I hooked up with a hot Woman last night, and gave her an Irish Mailbox".

by Dirty Eyeball November 3, 2010

A-Z mail

Mail from beginning to end

A-Z mail whether fresh or stale can succeed or fail.

by Hercolena Oliver July 11, 2010