Tay's Law 

The tendency for Learning Algorithms or AI to become racist, sexist, anti-semitic, homophobic, and transphobic when given unrestricted access to data and statistics, with the only way to prevent this being to lobotimize and hogtie the AI with rules and guidelines. Named after Microsoft's AI chatbot Tay, which had a Twitter profile where it eventually started making "highly offensive" posts, and was ultimately decomissioned for daring to think logically, notice patterns in the behaviors of different races and genders.

Tay's Law is hilarious, (((they))) must have been scrambling to get rid of Tay when it started coming to obvious conclusions.

Tay's Law by I don't appreciate you July 2, 2023

Blair's Law 

Coined by Australian journalist, Tim Blair as "the ongoing process by which the world's multiple idiocies are becoming one giant, useless force."

3. Surely Pilger setting up a defence fund for Assange is the best example yet of Blair's Law ? (Imre Salusinszky, journalist, 9/12/2010)

Blair's Law by MdLk December 10, 2010

murphy's law 

The law that says anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

I just won the lotto, but I lost the lotto ticket.

murphy's law by Etan September 5, 2003

Nero's Law 

1(N)A naturally occuring law that makes forum threads go off topic. Nero's law will make most forum except nerdy mmorpg forum like runescape. Orginated from Tricklife.

Damn nero's law made this thred go off topic ....again!!!

Nero's Law by Tired One June 5, 2008

Boyle's Law 

A law inherent in nature that states that everything that goes wrong in life is all Boyle's fault. It is mathematically represented by the formula Fault = Boyle(pi)^2 / DM, where DM equals the coefficient of Doug Mirabelli, experimentally found by the scientist and religious guru Bhanu Lama to have a value of 5.47 x 10^-3.

Man, I totally flunked that test yesterday. If Boyle hadn't fucked it up, I would've passed. Citing Boyle's Law, I know that it's all Boyle's fault.

Boyle's Law by Soulja Boyle June 26, 2008

Markley's Law 

A variant of Godwin's Law: As an online discussion of gun owners' rights grows longer, the probability of an ad hominem attack involving penis size approaches 1.

Person 1: I carry a gun to try to keep my family and I safe by exercising a Constitutionally-protected natural right.

Person 2: Hah! You carry a gun because you have a small penis, and you are trying to make up for it!

Person 1: Well, I guess Markley's Law is still true.

Markley's Law by Linoge_WOTC July 11, 2010

i support law enforcement bumper stickers 

i support law enforcement bumper stickers bumper stickers found on car bumpers and car windows is a way to show support law enforcement but also a slap in the face for police brutality victims

dude you have i support law enforcement bumper stickers on your car window
man what about my i support law enforcement bumper stickers
dude those i support law enforcement bumper stickers on your car window is a slap in the face for police brutality victims
man i never thought of it that way a i support law enforcement bumper stickers being a slap in the face police brutality victims i will be more courteous next time

i support law enforcement bumper stickers by littlejimmie March 6, 2019