Landing Pad 

Placing the pad of your mom, girlfriend, or any other woman in your household in the toilet bowl before you drop oval brownies to prevent cold water from splashing up into your anus.

"You and Courtney still together?"
"No...she broke up with me because I used her last pantie liner for a landing pad. She couldn't go to her job interview because she bled through her pants."

"Come out tonight."
"I cant...Im grounded."
"For what?"
"Mom caught me using her tampax for a landing pad."

Landing Pad by Wildman Bill March 5, 2010

Landon 

Gay and loves big Didos

Gosh, landon is gay

Landon by Sidnekaox Downs June 9, 2017

Landing a Jet 

The act of celebrating like a champion one or two games too soon. Or any general lack of focus before a task is completed

Braylon Edwards back-flip after defeating the Pats in the 2010 NFL playoffs "I hope he isn't landing a Jet, he has another game next week".
Or. a Gatorade Bath given to a head coach after a semifinal victory

Landing a Jet by Uncle Flizzy January 24, 2011

landon and maggie 

The best couple there is in the world Maggie is always sad and Landon is always there for her when Landon is ever sad Maggie is always there for him they love each other a lot and are the perfect couple

Wow Landon and Maggie are perfect

landon and maggie by ❤️MAGGIE❤️ June 16, 2018

Landon 

that nigga who steals your bitch,the eats a durr burger.

Yo dood he's a Landon.

Landon by Big PaPi Rabbi November 16, 2018

Landon 

A piece of Shit

Landon is a piece of shit

Landon by whyistabithahere December 13, 2018

Landau 

Group of slightly wacky people who have a dual nationality. Don't like coconut.

"Wow, what a weird group of weird people"
"Yeah, they're such Landaus"

Landau by Onetosixpeople March 3, 2019