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This is gentlemen

Originally a misspelling of "This is it, gentlemen.", but now used as a way to point out nice things. If someone tips you, this is gentlemen. If the price of Bitcoin rises, this is gentlemen. If the sun shines, this is gentlemen.
by kristofferR November 12, 2014
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Shrek is love Shrek is life

I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
by Captainrex July 20, 2017
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When someone sends you a picture of the sunset, and says this, they mean 'I love you, but it's time to let you go.' The sun setting symbolises the end of a relationship. All good things come to an end, just like the end of the day.
The sunset is beautiful isn't it?
It really is
by badbleep24 February 28, 2022
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Cocaine is brokane

Cocaine is brokane mean that cocaine is broken. It means that Cocaine HCl and Freebase Crack will ruin your life. Don't try cocaine, try 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate) plus booze, Prilintane, Kratom, D,L-Deprenyl, Flodafinil (Flmodafinil, Fluoromodafinil, Lauflumide, Bisfluoromodafinil), Speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine), Arecoline Hydrobromide, and Methylphenidate. And cocaine only last 90 minutes and is bad for your brain and heart. 4F-MPH last for 2 to 4 hours and is safer and cheaper than cocaine. Sometimes Ritalin, Modafinil, and Armodafinil are prescribed for cocaine addiction as they're safer and less addictive. Cocaine is brokane! Cocaine is brokaine!
Roberto: I was hooked on cocaine for 3 years and lost thousands and thousands of dollars. Good thing they prescribed Ritalin in rehab. I'm 6 months clean of cocaine. Cocaine is brokane!
by HawaiianPunch1 July 9, 2023
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My name is Yoshikage Kira

A monologue used by the main antagonist in part 4 of the franchise: Jojo's bizarre adventure, it was used in the situation to exclaim that the the villain had such confidence in winning, he exposed everything about himself
Teacher: how about you introduce yourself to the class

Kid: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
by Kureiji diayamondo December 7, 2020
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hair is laid

When someone's hair looks really good because it is pressed or flat-ironed to the point of satisfaction to viewers of the hair
Person 1: hey, gurl! Just did my hair. sending you a pic in a sec.
Person 2: okay.....Dang gurl! yo hair is laid!
Person 1: thanks. Tried really hard too. so it looks good?
Person 2: it looks great!
by Perkiiperkins September 3, 2013
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8 is fate

A phrase that STAYs use that means the 8 members of stray kids is a strong bond, It could also be used as a panic message for stray kids' sign that there could be an ot8 live or ot8 content
**sees a tweet about stray kids with 888 likes**

A random stay: omg it really is "8 is fate"
by stry July 11, 2021
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