Hairy Canary

Hysterical Temper Tantrum

When Walter found out that Gary spent the rent money on beer and hookers he had a Hairy Canary.

by leahcim September 30, 2005

Hairy Mary

A girl with an extremely hairy body, specifically the face and/or armpits. A Hairy Mary is also a woman who has an extremely hairy ass. Be warned. Hairy Marys tend to travel in packs and occasionally think that is okay to publicly expose themselves by wearing tanktops.

On first sight it looked as though Katrina's hair was flowing over her shoulder. She then tossed her hair back, exposing herself as a Hairy Mary, and displayed her beautiful armpit hair.

by [TaintSniff] December 18, 2008

Happy tapioca

A form of sex where you get inflated with pudding untill you poop usually after you get butt fucked in a pool of pudding as you know the iceing on the cake.

"Hey what are you doing today?"
"My husband is giving me a happy tapioca tonight!"

by Cuming in your mother March 15, 2022

hairyolas

Hairy nipples; areolas with hair growing out of them

Sally took off her bra, and I was disgusted to learn that she had hairyolas.

by DJ MethFace July 30, 2006

happy slap

Youths trying to act rude can be most male and female randomly slapping people either complete strangers or people they know. More recently it is private school kids in London(have been some cases in southend) trying to prove they arent lil rich kids. Started in public schools. After it was made illegal the name has been changed and there are now many different names plus many different variations of how it's done.

Group of boys aged 15 approach me from behind nd happy slap me. i spin round, grab the phone and through it under a passing bus. Phone completely crushed. Me laughing.

by casual April 7, 2005

Hairy fellah

A persons(usually male) bare ass all covered in black thick hair.

We were at the beach and all of a sudden George decided to show me his Hairy fellah!

Look! There's some five-o's I'm going to give them a little glimpse of my Hairy fellah.

by peer2beer June 27, 2006

Hairy Pineapple

The appearance of a man's scrotum through the mesh lining of revealing workout shorts or bathing suit; the mesh lining, or basket, mimics the diagonal pattern of a pineapple and allows the hair to poke out through the holes in the mesh.

When Schneider hoisted his leg up on the weightlfting bench to stretch his hamstring, I totally saw his hairy pineapple. Ewwwghhhk!

by The Dirty Wordsmiths August 18, 2008