anus hairs

When you eating the booty like groceries and they be some weird shit sticking out of dat booty hole, most likely anus hairs

1:Damn dad bich had some mad ANUS HAIRS

2:EWWWWW

by Taco taco burrito burrito November 4, 2015

Shark Hair

Hair that stands up like a shark fin, usually in the morning after going to bed with wet hair. Similar to Bed Head

Hey Dad, you have got great shark hair this morning.

by papa_eos August 4, 2012

rouge hair

A hair that doesn't seem human that pops up on your body

I was getting my back massaged when my lady was like what is this rouge hair growing on your back all about

by AUWFT August 13, 2016

Hairing Teeth

When you take LSD and then rub coke on your gums. This numbness caused by the cocaine, mixed with the psychedelic nature of LSD causes your mouth to feel like there is hair on your teeth.

Man 1: "Ah! Help! I'm hairing teeth! Woe is me!"
Woman 1: "I am calling the police."

by cryptid-hunter January 22, 2022

Emo hair

How most people call the hairstyle which is common in the emo and scene subculture. It's usually kind of spiky and covers one or both eyes, but there are many different variations of the hairstyle. Often the hair is dyed (most of the time it's either black or very bright colors).
The style was very popular a few years ago but many people still wear it today. If done right it looks really attractive.

"Hey, what do you think of you my new haircut?"

"Kind of looks like Emo hair ."

by You_are_the_one_who_asked November 16, 2020

Pineapple Hairs

The the spiky 'hairs' on top of a pineapple as said by Anix in his bikini bottom video 🍍🍍

"What is that green stuff on top of the pineapple?"
"Oh just pineapple Hairs"

by JazzyJ900 June 16, 2020

fecal hair

A "hipster" beard. Scientific evidence has proven that large quantities of fecal matter "shit" lives in the highly groom facial hair of so-called "hipsters". The massive amount of shit particles in said fecal hair is a direct result of "male" hipsters constantly touching their bearded faces with unclean hands. It is also a known fact that "hipsters" are too "cool" to wash their hands after taking a dump, or after peeing, as they always feel the need to sit when they go to the bathroom, like the pussies they strive to be. A secondary cause for large quantities of shit or Butt Nuggets embedded within their fecal hair, is the fact that most hipsters will suck an occasional cock, therefore their beards come (no pun intended) in direct contact with the anus of the suckee.

Look at that fucking clown's beard...yeah, that is some serious fecal hair.

by ZippyMoonbatJr May 8, 2015