gripping my patty

when someone calls you out for something you knowingly did but you didn’t want it to be brought up

person A: didn’t you say you didn’t like emma? so why did you hang out with her last night?

person B: not you gripping my patty

almost the same as “calling me out”

by pissy trissy August 4, 2022

Kung Fu Grip

A grip so tight on the shaft of your penis when masturbating that your palm print now includes the vein structure of your shaft embedded on the palm of your hand. So much so that a palm reader might try reading a vein as opposed to an actual line on your palm.

Man that kung Fu Grip really threw off that palm reader.

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

Grip

verb - getting smthn out of ur life / away from u

Emily pisses me off I might grip her
Yeah I’d grip that

by sigp23 June 6, 2022

Chicken Nugget Grip

Holding something small between your thumb and index finger as if you're about to eat it.

Bro holding those fries with the chicken nugget grip

by Realtimebanana July 3, 2022

Grip and Go

An insult directed towards males implying that the subject in question ejaculates fast.

"Grip" means to hold the penis, and "Go" is the cum immediately exiting the penis after just one grasp.

"Johnny's such a dick. I bet he's a Grip and Go too.

by impadop September 12, 2022

Papa Smurf Grip

An extended idiom on the one-sided phrase: "argue till you're blue in the face", whereas this phrase illustrates both parties arguing until they are both blue - specifically defined as when a small-handed individual grabs a penis and squeezes so hard that both the penis and the small hand turn blue due to constricted blood flow from the pressure.

The two stared intently at one another, one hand holding his opponent firmly with his Papa Smurf Grip while the other - wincing in pain - refused to capitulate the argument.

by PogCollector February 20, 2026