Glonking

Failing to digest Gluten

That Glonk is Glonking right now!

by Kidz Table August 31, 2024

glick

To, with good intentions, do or say something socially awkward or inappropriate for the situation that ends up pissing everyone off or causes an issue

To open food packages by tearing into them impatiently

To play a really good solo that leaves people wondering what just happened

The whole band got glicked the other day after rehearsal. We were so pissed.

He glicked the macaroni package after struggling to open it the right way for 47 minutes.

We said we weren’t going to drink until after the show. That didn’t mean it was ok for him to drink like a fish before the show. He should have cleared it with me. Totally glicked us.

Glick me with that solo. Make it tasty.

by Hauost Quatidata September 21, 2023

Glookz

Biggest IShowSpeed meat rider

Glookz is known for his obsession with IShowSpeed. Glookz previously took a video of himself jerking off to IShowSpeed's face, and the video was sent to everyone. Now, Glookz is a changed man and he is so cute and sexy.

by Tokyooo September 28, 2023

Glonk

To be in an emotional state where you are lusting or pining for a committed long term relationship, yet at the same time, are wishing to keep the freedom of being single.

"Mate not even being funny I need a wife so bad."

"No you don't lad, you're just Glonking rn. Stay evil."

by Grobert January 21, 2024

Glork

An unidentified action or verb, potentially/primarily used as a replacement for inappropriate use or behavioral words.

Nexces: I’m gonna glork you so hard
Xarmuus: OH YES GLORK ME!! 😘

by NexcesGlorkMaster January 21, 2024

Glocc

Gangsta way of saying Glock

AK with the stop (stop), 30 on the Glocc (Glocc)
Kill all the opps (opps), ride on the cops (cops)

by nonagones February 4, 2024

Glokk

Real deal smacka, A young nigga thats not to be played with, T5livin spinner

Glokk the hardest young nigga out.

by Yvng Glokk November 20, 2023