dirt fucked

when you get fucked in the dirt. by the end you have leaves in your mouth and scrapes and bruises from rocks and branches. but damn, was it worth it.

-my back is covered in bruises, I totally got dirt fucked

by b00radley October 22, 2009

Blind Fucked

When a group of people are playing poker and right as someone is about to be the big-blind, the blinds are raised, causing that person to have to put in more money.

Kyle "Alright Nick, you're big blind, and the blinds just went up to 50/100"
Nick: "Dammit! Thats the 2nd time tonight Ive gotten Blind Fucked!"

by Bronus Wagner August 19, 2010

Hippo-fucker

An insult used by those who believe "hypocrite" (HIPPO-cryte) to be insufficient in fully portraying the vile hypocrisy of a particular being.

The phrase "go fuck some hippos" may also be used to achieve a similar effect.

A: Dude, you should only love one girl in your life, that's what true love is.
B: ...go fuck some hippos.

A: I heard Chrissy got busted on the gov test for cheating with Franzie!
B: Wow, what a hippo-fucker.

by Rawrmyun December 7, 2010

hood fucked

To receive sexual intercourse on the hood of a car, or automobile.

Barely legal Amber took it bare while being hood fucked on Officer Richard's cop car, after being confronted with a possible traffic citation.

by mangang nappo September 8, 2011

muppet fucker

Inbred Redneck, brother and sister produce a child who has the facial features of a muppet. Large nose, small ears, beady eyes.

Did you see that banjo playin muppet fucker on that porch?

by the snickasnatch August 28, 2012

Rabbit Fucker

A Subject (Usually of the human species) That Feels A Certain Joy From Sticking The Genitals in Furry Little Creatures Known as rabbits. They Do this with wild content.

Person 1: ayoo i just fucked a rabbit
Person 2: You Bloody Rabbit Fucker

by Not-a-rabbitfucker October 10, 2020

eight straights of fucked up

1) when tripping acid, seeing eight planes of existance simultaniously
2) being really, really, exceptionally fucked up

"yo i am eight straights of fucked up"
"....did you just say eight straights of fucked up??!?"

by J Deb September 22, 2005