Hippo-fucker

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An insult used by those who believe "hypocrite" (HIPPO-cryte) to be insufficient in fully portraying the vile hypocrisy of a particular being.

The phrase "go fuck some hippos" may also be used to achieve a similar effect.

A: Dude, you should only love one girl in your life, that's what true love is.
B: ...go fuck some hippos.

A: I heard Chrissy got busted on the gov test for cheating with Franzie!
B: Wow, what a hippo-fucker.

Hippo-fucker by Rawrmyun December 7, 2010

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hippo-fucker

1. One who fucks hippos or enjoys watching others fuck hippos. 2. Someone acting or saying something stupid/moronic/idiotic/etc.

I don't want to watch american idol because Simon is such a hippo-fucker

hippo-fucker by Patrick PC July 25, 2007

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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