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False Landing

A landing after a jump that isn't completed successfully. This includes landing on one's knees, collapsing, stumbling, or being unable to complete a break step.
I’m counting that as a false landing, you landed on your feet first.
by anonthermus November 21, 2025
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False

To false is to stumble, stutter, miss a beat, or fall while gaiting or jumping in quadrobics.
Athlete: *slips and faceplants*

Judge: Thats a false.
by anonthermus November 21, 2025
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False God

A False God is an object of worship, belief, or devotion that is considered illegitimate, unworthy, or non-existent by a particular religion or philosophical view. It often refers to a deity, idol, or concept wrongly given the reverence and status that is due only to the supreme or true God.

Important Clarification on Sacred Images:
It is important to distinguish between a "False God" and a sacred image or idol. A sacred image (such as an icon or statue) is generally understood by its devotees not as the deity itself, but as a representation or symbolic focal point for worship directed toward the One true God or veneration to a saint.

Therefore, if someone claims that a sacred image is a "False God," they are inherently assigning divine status to that image within their own mind. The person who truly believes the image is merely a representation is not worshipping a false god; rather, the person labeling it a false god is the one who, by definition, is mentally equating the image with divinity.
Jesus' statue is not a False God because it's just His representation.
by Google LLC, Inc. November 25, 2025
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Farbering

Watching adult films instead of paying attention in important meetings/classes
Abdul was really Farbering his meat during a team meeting.
by Farbering-My-Meat-RN December 3, 2025
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plus false

Something that is completely and utterly untrue.
"You're a whore."
"That is a plus false!"
by v4ri4b13 July 7, 2009
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Blunt Fare

The money used to buy, and or acquire blunts. Often use by potheads to receive said money.
Xaiver: *from across the room* NIKKI!! Do you have Blunt Money?

Nikki: Nah man, I don't even have bus fare, let alone blunt fare!
by DeezNutz64 June 4, 2013
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Davidoff False Cobra

When a male snakes his mates because he's a paigon. He invites his bird to drinks before a party in which he was usually meant to attend with his closest mates. He is a snake. cunt.
Dave: Im taking amy for drinks before the party

Boys: cunt you snake

Dave: don't worry ill be there at 10

Boys: but you're a cunt

*dave still is not there at 11pm*

Boys: dave is a snake and a cunt

Dave: i was ill

Boys: cunt

Amy: i have hand cramp from tossing dave off so much

Dave: i am such a davidoff false cobra I'm such a smokey wanker
by iamasnake January 25, 2014
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