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The Great Jelly Bean War of Easter 2019

A war that took place between two sisters, age 9 and 14. It happened while their mother was at work, and uncle was on the back patio. This is why you should never leave us kids alone in the house. Needless to say, there was a large mess afterwards, and they did not clean up as well as they thought they did, as today, Wednesday, May 15th, 2019, they discovered the leftover missiles (jelly beans) under the couch and in the cushions. Their mom only found out today, when the 14 year old opened her mouth and spilled the beans about the war that even their uncle knew nothing about.

~The fourteen year old
ps- I really need to learn to keep my mouth shut when it comes to things that can potentially get me in trouble...
The Great Jelly Bean War of Easter 2019 was a brutal war with many casualties.
by FlowerPetal0720 May 15, 2019
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Easter

When your parents take all the leftover Halloween candy and hide it around the house in colorful eggs. When you cant find any, you give up until next year, when you find all the old ones and none of the new ones. Little people believe that a magical rabbit delivers these too you.
Child: Last night, on Easter, my parents told me a magical bunny broke into our house and left a bunch of eggs for me to find. I didn't find a damn thing!

Next year: It happened again! But that furry bastard gave me a bunch of stale ass candy!
by DC334 November 25, 2009
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grass-eater

a person who is animal-like in behaviour; one who cannot distinguish between right and wrong; a foolish person.
The government is full of grass-eaters.
by uttam maharjan August 15, 2012
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Rock Eater

A busted chick who's face looks like rock eater from the never ending story. Her chin looks like it was chiseled out of granite from Mount Rushmore. Her legs are also spread as wide as the Grand Canyon.
Did you hear about Rock Eater? She divorced her husband for a night so she could fuck a random.. and then spent all her money on some stupid gym called t-body. Stupid Rock Eater..
by tbody August 29, 2011
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smoke eater

An off duty smoke eater informed the police that someone planned to set off some illegal fireworks.
by Light Joker February 6, 2005
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Baby Eater

This is a general person who has a fond desire to devour not only the flesh, but also the souls of small infants. There are many ways in which you can do this.
1.The first way is to find some one known as a "noob." This person will be a useful asset in order to draw the soul out of the delicious baby. So the "noob" will quickly gallop in circles like a horse around the baby spraying noobsauce on the baby, around the baby, and through the baby. After the baby is thoroughly covered in a thick layer of noobsauce, the baby should have start crying. This is now when you come into it. You quickly use an action figure of "Master Chief" to cheer up the baby. At this time the baby's soul will be at its most vulnerable time. When the baby starts laughing, this is when you grab him by the head and quickly slide him down your throat. If all of this has been done correctly, the baby's soul should now be trapped within your loins ready to be put into use anytime you need it.

2. This new way requires you to get the baby into an extreme state of joy. To do this you may want to take him to a live performance of Barney or the Teletubies. Once you can tell on the joyometer that was implanted into the back of the infant's skull that he has come to an extreme state of joy, you will be able to carefully extract the soul of the child. To do this you will need to put on heat resistant gloves and grab the baby. After this you must continue to vigorously shake the baby. You will continue shaking until you see the baby's eyes roll back into his head and a white gaseous form will escape through his mouth. You now take out your butterfly net and trap the white form in it not allowing it to touch your skin, for this white form is now at its most lethal state. Once all this has been done, you can now carefully devour the white form which is the baby's soul.

BABY EATER!!!
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