Middle Eastern Mars Bar

A sex act involving meticulous preparation whereby a male (or female with penis) shaves his testicles, gooch and head and proceeds to store the shaven hair. Step two requires minor culinary skills in that a couple of Mars Bars must be heated in a pan and brought to highly viscous (thick), yet fluid, syrup. The newly created concoction (after cooling to a lukewarm temperature) is then carefully lathered onto the perpetrator’s earlier prepared erected penis and testicles. All the shaven hair is generously applied to the chocolate-coated trouser snake until it is completely covered to create an ‘ewok-type’ appeal. The final, and crucial, step is to coax a female to initiate the art of felatio on you and, in a jack-in-the-box-style maneuver, reveal your Middle Eastern Mars Bar.

*NB: It should be noted the Mars Bar syrup possesses both practical and aesthetic purposes:
Practical – to allow the hair to stick;
Aesthetic – to act as a dark background to the hair

She was coughing up chocolate fur balls for weeks after I gave her the Middle Eastern Mars Bar at Steve's place after Dirty Thursdays.

by GTD August 10, 2007

meat eater

A person (man or woman) who sucks cock.

Derik's a meat eater.

by gordon shumway May 24, 2005

eastern kentucky grandma

A grandma in her 30s. Had her children when she was younger than 15. However, she doesn't look 30 (more like 70) due to all of the drugs she's taken. Has a hoarse voice and raspily yells at her grandchildren.

That old husk must be an eastern kentucky grandma!

by granny343 October 14, 2011

Mid-Eastern Flaming Narwhal

First off you need to extract some sort of STI and/or STD, Syphilis is recommended. Second go to the Artic Circle with a harpoon made of a strong material and slay a Narwhal. If you can't get him with the harpoon try to shroom slap him with your STD infested Dick. Third you get to fucking a girl (or Male) doggiestyle. Make sure to get that STD in there. Once that shit is burning that bitch. Get that mutha fuckin narwhal and fuck that shit with that huge fuckin horn. That is the Mid-Eastern Flaming Narwhal Black bitches Love it.

Dude, I gave Lafanda the Mid-Eastern Flaming Narwhal last night.

No way dude don't you have AIDS?

yes...

by Vag Rash 69 January 1, 2012

The Eastern Front

The Eastern Front is a drink which combines equal parts high percentage Russian and German alcohol, Vodka and Jägermeister respectively. The name comes from the second world war where the two sides fought against each other. The cocktail is a mixture of signature drinks from both countries.

Yo bartender, can you hit me up with The Eastern Front? I'm feeling a little thirsty.

by anonymous December 1, 2020

bush eater

one who eats bush.

Kyle: "Yeah dude we were f***ing all night!"
Dan: "You're a bush eater, man."

by PatrickJesus December 4, 2010

heart eater

a female or male who who pretends to love you & uses you because they are feeling lonely.. then dumps you.

Michael is a heart eater, don’t trust him.

by sxddd July 21, 2018