4 definitions by gordon shumway

KFC

Killer Fuckin' Chicken

I got KFC once and I swear to god the chips had so much fat in them i saw a bubble rise from the bottom of one to the top. It WILL kill you.

by gordon shumway June 3, 2005

meat eater

A person (man or woman) who sucks cock.

Derik's a meat eater.

by gordon shumway May 23, 2005

fuck arsing

the act of wasting time

stop fuck arsing around jim and give me a hand to lift this piano

by gordon shumway May 12, 2005

Cock'n'Ballus Rex

The most ferocious peenopod of the Cretaceous period (144-65 Million years ago). Notorius Meat Eater, fed almost exclusivly on the genitalia of other dinosaurs. Able to devour even the largest penis the world has ever seen - the 80ft penis of giant herbivor Dipshitticus.
Capable of killing its pray in one swift blow...

Cock'n'ballus Rex "RAAAAAAA!!!"
Dinner "Bloody hell"

by gordon shumway May 23, 2005