2 incher dude

a guy that has a fucken small as dick but claims its big he also think he is the shit and he asks for nudes and when he is done with you he will block you

girl : he sent me a dick pic and its small

friend: oh damm
friend : sees him

friend: fucken 2 incher dude
girl : shhhh lol
friend : but he has a 2 incher dude

by skinnynipples February 24, 2020

One Rude Dude

One Rude Dude
{wun-rood-dood}

slang

Any cat who wholeheartedly believes they are the real deal could legitimately refer to themselves as such.

The phrase was ironically turned on its head, formerly being the moniker of knockabout heavyweight boxer Georgies Geronimo who competed within the amateur circuit.

Geronimo, who also went by the ring name of The Buffalo Prince was widely regarded to be anything but cool with his bright ginger hair and swaggering toward the ring with the handle of a rubber mallet between his teeth; the 1973 hit "Brothers Gonna Work It Out" by Willie Hutch played.

Locally, he developed a level of infamy for his gimmick which was to grab the ringside mic of any one of the commentary team before entering the ring and shouting "I am One Rude Dude. This dude eating beans tonight!"

"You are One Rude Dude, my guy!"

by Kennet Muammar Wilburstraub May 15, 2020

The Hairy Dude that climbs trees

The Hairy Dude that climbs trees is a savage creature discovered by Allison Hay and Aleena (last name unprovided) The hairy dude has been spotted approximately 46 times and is known to always be hidden climbing in a tree. No one has ever seen the creature outside of a tree. Studies have shown it likes oak and pine trees and hates maple trees. The Hairy Dude that climbs trees is a very hairy looking creature, almost looks like a shorter, shrunken Bigfoot. It will sometimes be found wearing Hawaiian swim trunks. There are is a large bounty on the creature and if found, captured, and brought in alive, you could be rewarded up to $300,000,000.00 but beware, if you don’t hocus focus poopy, the hairy dude could eat you alive. It quickly hungers if it doesn’t get its regular doses of Chex thingies

Ally: are you the hairy dude that climbs trees?
Aleena: why yes, *pulls off disguise to reveal thee very hairy creatures face* aaaaarrrrrgggghhhh

by ~ Hay Hay ~ December 14, 2020

TAKE A CHILL PILL DUDE

TAKE A CHILL PILL PERSON-

Random Person #1: HEY DUDE WANNA KNOW THIS WANNA KNOW THAT HEY HEY DUDEEEEEE

Random Person #2: Calm down bud-

Random Person #1: I CAN'TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Random Person #2: TAKE A CHILL PILL DUDE

Random Person #1: ...UH..YEAH I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT...

by No🖐️ June 9, 2021

Stop Being Mean dude

you say this when someones a simp, being mean, gay faggit or something else idk.

Why do you keep talking to her you simp your mean. no im not. cap Stop being mean dude you so goofy ahh bazonkadoink.

by TheGOATofEVERYTHING! September 23, 2022

if i had to pick a dude

This phrase is rather uncommonly used. Males use this as a "no homo" kind of thing when told odd questions like "if you were gay who would you date?".

If I had to pick a dude?

Tuxedo Mask from Sailor Moon

Peter - If you were gay, who would you date?
Henri - If I had to pick a dude.... it would be Charles

Peter - Yo thanks man. I'd date myself too.

by Scherette May 15, 2018

dudestitute

a male prostitute; gigolo

"when i grow up I want to be a dudestitute, theres all kinds of super rich MILFS dying for a young dude."

"But, there all like 60 years and older."

"Just like i like 'em."

by Patblack May 3, 2008