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Miami Dolphins Fan

One of the most cancerous and dumbest fan-bases out of all the NFL fan-bases, main reason for this is because they are from Florida a state holding some of the dumbest people in the U.S, they are almost the sole reason why America is stereotyped to be full of dumb and retarded people. Miami Dolphins fans often live in the past mentioning their undefeated and perfect season in 1972 the only reason why their team is notable and relevant, if you mention this they will mention all the great years they had with Dan Marino and how great of a team they were and how great of a player Dan Marino is they will often try to hide the fact that Dan Marino never won a Superbowl. Their main strategy when it comes to shit talking is to live in the past and mention on how their team once was. Due to their team being shit and irrelevant now a days whenever they end up making it to the playoffs they will talk about how their team is gonna be great again and how they are gonna be relevant again then once next season rolls around and they end up being trash again they will be silenced.
(Kid 1) "Hey is that kid retarded? For some reason he likes to say the name Dan Marino a lot" (Kid 2) "No he is just a Miami Dolphins fan"
by JemMasters March 27, 2017
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Dolphin

The Super-coolness awesome. Used often as a conversation starter, or to fill up space in a sentence if you feel it is completely blank and/or too short.

Popularized by Enrique Acevedo and the Dolphin Squad.
A: "Dude I feel like shit."
B: "Dolphin up and don't be a pussy."

A:" Sup dolphin playa."
B: "Dolphining around y'know bitchazzz"
A: "Aight Dolph, cya around."
by The Dolphin rider. November 23, 2011
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Dolphin

An overly-exploited adjective, used by the masses to describe the way that they are feeling at the present moment in time and space.
Dude! I'm so Dolphin right now!
by xxxDolphinpanda101xxx February 2, 2012
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dolphinize

To urinate on a fan of the opposite team. Taken from the horrific example a few years ago when a group of Oakland Raider fans beat up a Dolphins fan in the bathroom, then proceeded to urinate on him. Typical neanderthal Raider fan behavior.
The Raiders haven't won a meaningful game in years, which results in the fans having to dolphinize opposing fans to gain any satisfaction in life.
by mad genius October 27, 2010
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dolphin call

The dolphin call refers to the one or many of the seven different sounds she makes as you creep up behind her on the "dock" right before you steal her innocence.
Apprehending me in anticipation, she made the dolphin call as I approached her from behind.
by Scintilla Fly May 11, 2008
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supa-cula-fagelistic-expela-douch-bag

slut, whore, me, bitch, stuck up, idiot, dip shit, emo hater, monkey mans, banana peels, cunts, people who don't lyk coffee and the most amazing fraze from the awesomest show ever The Wedge!
chick1: OMG, meg is such a supa-cula-fagelistic-expela-douch-bag.

chick2: OMG, chick1 you are soo like, right, i mean just cos i got my wedding dress for lyk, 10 dollars from a oppshop, like, to her it means im like cheap, it still don't mean im a supa-cala-fagalistic-expela-douch-bag, do it?!
by ~*~ Sweet poisoN ~*~ August 20, 2006
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dolphin effect

what is acheived when one shaves all of the hair off their bodies. Completely hairless below the neck.
It takes a long time in the shower to maintain that dolphin effect.
by Ashburnite November 2, 2006
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