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Fizzle Dusting

The act of farting on someones eye with the intent of giving them pink eye
Fizzle Dusting:

Dude what happened to your eye?
Man I got fizzle dusted and now I have pink eye
dayummn
by Clint L November 13, 2011
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Inadvertent dating

when you don't know that the person of the opposite sex you're hanging out with actually thinks you're dating....as does the rest of the world
P: R and I have so much fun hanging out together

T: Ummm that's inadvertent dating
by eyebroccoli May 1, 2012
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Love dusting

When spooning with a girl and she farts on your junk
When you curle up next to your girl and she farts on your junk. we call it Love Dusting.
by 2008bmw June 17, 2013
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Crotch Dusting

The act of farting while someone is spooning you.
My girlfriend kept crotch dusting me while we were spooning.
by angle3034 November 1, 2013
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weekend dating

The act of only talking/seeing your significant other on the weekend. This is typically caused by a busy work schedule or embarrassment of the significant other.
I really like Eddy, but we're only weekend dating.
by MastaMcKracka November 23, 2013
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Crop Dusting

When you fart in a secluded location but the fart follows you and leaves a trail of stink.
-What the hell is that smell
-My bad I farted back there
-God damn man your freaking crop dusting
by BewareTheDreads February 8, 2015
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Pinball Dating

When you date someone in every which way different to the last person you dated, In a bid to find someone completely different. This is a vicious cycle that continues much like a game of "pinball" until they realise this strategy very rarely works...
Ryan - I was dating Toni. She was thin, 5ft7, blonde, really quite and girly. But it didn't work out so now I'm dating Liv, a curvy, crazy, brunette packed full of attitude. But If things don't go well, I'm gonna try with Elle. A cheeky, laidback, redhead whos on the university rowing team.
Matt- It sounds like you're "pinball dating" again.
by Pambz95 March 11, 2015
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