afraid of the dark

in golf, when your putts will not go in the whole. this is frustrating experience, often accompanied by many lip-outs

Dammit, my ball is afraid of the dark.

by 123456789 August 26, 2005

dark fader

a drinker from darker race ie. the darker race

shoquanda, dont be such a dark fader

by Paul I September 20, 2006

Dark Humor

Something british people claim they have as an excuse when they make fun of children dying. Then accuse people of being oversensitive to their joke even though they responded like a child to something miniscule.

American person: it's funny how british people call fries chips!
British person: Oh yeah? At least my kids arent going to die in a school shooting!

American person: Hey that's going far isn't it?
British person: pft look at this oversensitive American! Cant you see we just have dark humor. We're angry for you that's why I'm joking about the death of kids!
American person: all I said was Chip was a funny word for fries.

by URDamnrightiam April 28, 2020

Dark Schneider

a dirty, used condom; usually resulting from hours of homo-sexual intercourse.

"Dude what the fuck, what did I tell you about leaving those fucking dark schneider's on my bed?!"

by Jerimiah_was_a_bullfrog November 13, 2003

Dark vader

When you want to roast a dark skinned star wars fan.

Black ass dude : Did you see the new star was movie?

Person : Shut yo ass up dark vader , ain’t nobody cares bout that shit!

by Ilikegirls123lesbo February 01, 2018

dark angel

A heavenly creature that is not 100% caucassian, as most angels are said to be. Usually female. See jessica alba.

Honey is such a dark angel; I'd worship the ground she walks on.

by Rolie Platnin July 20, 2005

Dark Navi

A darkened version of Link's fairy Navi from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. She's not necessarily evil, but she's just a bitch. A cool bitch, but still a bitch.

Dark Navi: You're a dipshit.

(A common saying of hers)

by darkstarblaze99 July 12, 2013